What does pussy usually taste like?
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years
Like when you get 100 on your final
Like when you were a baby who’d been crying so hard for so long because you were sooo hungry and you finally get a perfectly sized nipple in you mouth 😋
^ lick emoji doe? fammmmm you do know thats your mom right ?
There’s so much going on in this post like damn where do I start
When keeping it real goes terribly wrong 😕😭
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